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Sparker
The lord Taketh....and taketh...and taketh....
Dear Employer,

You must now pay your employees 1% more into their superannuation.  You can do this anyway you like, but the two obvious options are:
1. Pay everyone more, so the 1% extra comes out of your pocket and your employees feel good.
2. Take the 1% from the employees pay so you don't have to fork out any more money (after all, they get paid too much now, don't they).

Your compliance is appreciated,

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Government Person.

Which option did your employer take?  I'm sure you can guess which one mine went with......

Comments

I got the good option..... I gather however that your lords did something a little less nice ]:

So continues the battle betwixt employer and employee....

Posted by: Decay on July 1, 2002 05:04 PM

"Employees are our most important resource.... well socond... actually, on a list of resources they are just below those coloured plastic envelopes we put reports into.... but only just.

Posted by: Sparker on July 1, 2002 05:22 PM

Hang on.... I'm supposed to be the disgruntled employee..... you're supposed to be um... gruntled or something

Posted by: Decay on July 1, 2002 05:24 PM

I have been far from gruntled for some time now. If something had turned up a few months ago I would have jumped at it. As it is I think I need to hang around to make my resume look better. But I keep wondering if that is a good idea or not....

Posted by: Sparker on July 2, 2002 09:13 AM

As I said..... we have switched positions.... the world is a strange place... Hopefully everything will sort it self out quickly without too much hassle....


I'll just go polish up on writing metaphors that state the bleeding obvious.... [:

Posted by: Decay on July 2, 2002 10:14 AM

Considering I work for the Government, they probably ignored their own advice...

I don't recall seeing any extra money either in hand or super....

Posted by: Moby on July 3, 2002 01:25 PM

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