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An exercise in co-ordination: FPS, but not from first principles

Decay's been wanting me to learn to play a computer game other than Dungeon Siege for a fair while ... so, one of my new years resolutions was to at least try my hand at playing any one of a gazillion first person shooters in Decay's catalogue of games ...

So, what did I do last night? Decay attempted to get me started on the FPS deal by loading up Quake III ... not quite from first principles but argh ... too fast!

Was a bit frustrating running around and losing where I was because the mouse had decided it wanted to aim up or down or generally not where I wanted to head ... then I spent the first 15 minutes holding shift key down so I'd be walking everywhere instead of running full-ball so I'd be able to use the mouse to aim where I wanted to go instead of crashing into everything! After some fiddling with the mouse sensitivity (down ... way down!), it got a little better and I managed to get through a map set on the "I can win!" level of difficulty, and without getting killed, or killing myself by shooting the rocket launcher at inappropriate times ... like when I'm facing a wall ... oops (: Then my arms got tired, so I stopped.

I've been having another go this afternoon, but I haven't actually run backwards, or left or right while trying to avoid the really quite stupid bot running about trying to let me kill it ... I can now run around and not crash into things generally, but I haven't mastered the art of stopping and shooting ... I tend to just run through the dude, by which time I've run out of cells for the plasma gun and I'm firing rockets into walls which are too close to me, which nearly gibs me into meaty chunks ... oops (:

However, I'm going to end up as cannon fodder if I actually play against real people, so no multiplayer matches yet! Methinks this is the beginning of realising Decay's vision where we'd be having domestic conversations in the talkboxes while playing <insert FPS of moment> ...

Update
I had another go at the running around and killing things this evening ... and now I'm expecting my mouse to tilt the screen all the time, instead of just in the game... this makes me freak out a little when I'm actually just node surfing about @ E2 and I'm afraid the text will tilt too far for me to read ... However. I managed to beat the second map's dude, but I did kill myself, and get killed a few times regardless ... I have problems finding where the dude has gone in the map ... I did attempt some use of the left and right strafe type movements ... backwards is still a bit lost on me ... Decay says he's glad he's not the only one who steers with head movements ... but it's not like I can help it!


Comments

Don't do it!!

I made the terrible mistake 6 months ago of buying Half-Life/ Counter-Strike and as a result I'm completely hooked on the HL mod 'Day of Defeat'...

Now if i only had cable..... :)

Posted by: Moby on January 5, 2003 10:05 PM

*giggle* ... I don't count as a serious contender ... I'd make good cannon fodder though (:

Posted by: [0-0] on January 5, 2003 10:11 PM

Oh yeah... I forgot to mention that for most of the time, I've been playing with a lego dude as the model ... with super mario sound effects for jumping ... I don't know how lego dudes can be all gibby though ... I mean, shouldn't shards/strings of plastic be flying about if a lego dude gets rocketed?

Posted by: [0-0] on January 6, 2003 01:03 PM

Why not start with something a little easier like Quake I, Doom or even Wolfenstein (well, maybe not Wolfenstein)? OK you can't run around as a lego dude but gameplay might be a little slower - give you a chance to get used to the controls.

Posted by: Shane on January 6, 2003 11:23 PM

at least you have your own computer to play them on, you woul dnot believe the interent cafes here - they have special games days and kids are in here right now playign games....crazy...and all i wanna do is burn my photos on a cd and that is provign difficult...not many cafes will do that, but this one does...in toulouse of all places! not even paris!

Posted by: b on January 8, 2003 11:34 PM

here i am again in this internet games cafe, twice ive been asked by kids how long i al going to be but when i say 'i dont speak renchè they give up...man..shouldnt they be in school or at home studying?

Posted by: b on January 16, 2003 12:29 AM

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