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Sparker
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Films about giant sharks.  You've really got to love them, don't you?  Unless, of course, you're Decay who gets pissed off about the fluctuating size of Mako sharks in Deep Blue Sea, or Steven Spielberg who got upset when his giant rubber shark either sank or just didn't work.  But other than these two, doesn't everyone love films about giant sharks?

Well, it looks like a new one is on the way!  When Deep Blue Sea was being made, it looked like the world was getting ready for an onslaught of films about angry, toothy fish, but then it bombed (well, not so much bombed as just sank before it did very well), so the fish got put on ice, so to speak.  

One of the fish in the freezer is the Megalodon for the film "Meg", based on Robert Alten's book of the same name.  While the book was not that good, and was written like an episode of "Batman", with "BANG" and "POW" scattered throughout, it did have a nice premise, and would have given us a 60 foot white pointer (over twice the size of the shark in Jaws) biting people.  It had a really dumb ending, though.  I assume the film would have changed this.  

Anyway, other film makers jumped on the Megalodon bandwagon.  One film, "Shark Attack 3", has gone straight to video, and sounds REALLY REALLY BAD!    The other film, that I expect to be bad, but may not be, is "Megalodon".  I read about this film a couple of years ago, and expected it to disappear into a puff of nonexistence.  But it didn't.  It looks like it may well come to our cinemas (or video, at least).  And that has to be a good thing!  Have a look at the trailer on the web page.  It's very small and very dark, so you see bugger all, but it still looks like it could be okay.

So, there we go.  It looks like there still is room for films about big sharks eating people.  So the world can't be all bad, can it?

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do u want any comments under this one ? i rekon theres no point to shark movies anymore... anyone who has seen deep blue sea (i thought was half good) and jaws has really seen it all..

people get eaten. shark gets dead. end of story!

Posted by: Ryde on January 22, 2003 01:39 AM

The same logic can be applied to any number of film and book genre. The major plot lines of most cowboy films, for instance, were the same. There are huge numbers of "revenge" based Kung-Fu films, for instance. While it is true to say that the Sharks in shark films don't have a hell of a lot of acting range, the same can be said for Arnold Schwarzenegger, but he has made many, many films.
Interestingly the idea that there is nothing new that can be done with shark films was prevalent in the post-Jaws years, and the flood of Jaws-Clones proved this to be true. "Deep Blue Sea" had a go at putting a different spin on it (quite successfully, I thought). Maybe there is something left in some creative mind out there!

Posted by: sparker on January 22, 2003 09:00 AM

Sorry but the closest I con to liking Shark Movies is Jabba Jaw.

Is that showing my age I wonder?

:) Di

Posted by: DK The Elder on January 22, 2003 10:02 AM

What a silly cartoon that was! (No, having watched Jaws at the Cinema/Drive In shows your age)

Posted by: sparker on January 22, 2003 10:38 AM

is Deep Blue Sea the one with Bridet Fonda and the little old lady?? I don't remember the title of that one but it had a man-eating beast in it...hmmm...not a shark though. I've confused myself now, but it was kinda funny.

Posted by: Em on January 22, 2003 06:50 PM

No, the film you are thinking of was "Lake Placid", and the beasty was an alligator. I really enjoyed this film, but it did very badly at the box office. I think the failure of "Lake Placid" and the poor performance of Deep Blue Sea were the reason we didn't see an upsurge in giant animal films.

Posted by: sparker on January 23, 2003 09:20 AM

... so... anything involving Steve Irwin (sp?) can't count? Argh, can't get those customs declaration ads out of my head... nooo!

Posted by: [0-0] on January 23, 2003 09:58 AM

I've managed to avoid everything that Mr Irwin has done, so I don't find him nearly as annoying as the rest of the known world. He's a bit like some mythical beast: I know I should be afraid of him, but I'm not quite sure why.

Posted by: sparker on January 23, 2003 11:32 AM

... I've never actually seen anything except those customs ads, and perhaps snippets promoting his various programs ...

Posted by: [0-0] on January 23, 2003 02:02 PM

If I've seen the customs adverts, then they've oozed straight out my ears and I have no memory at all of them. In fact the first thing I think of when people talk about Crocodile Hunter is the silly little plastic doll you can get of the man. It looks VERY silly!

Posted by: sparker on January 23, 2003 02:15 PM

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