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b's european encounter statistics

ˇ 13 countries, 1 province (Monaco), 1 independent state (Vatican City)
ˇ 78 towns/cities

ˇ 8.5 months
ˇ 237 days

ˇ 9 different airlines
ˇ Approx 73 hours flight time in a plane
ˇ A hell of a lot more hours on a plane/in an airport if including delays!
ˇ 2 times frisked down at airport, both in UK
ˇ 3 times bag searched
ˇ 4 ferry rides, 30 hours total
ˇ too many train rides and hours spent on train to even want to calculate

ˇ 54 rolls of film
ˇ 2000+ digital prints
ˇ 0 photos in an album

ˇ 0 items lost
ˇ 0 items stolen
ˇ 1 attempted pickpocket by gypise kids in Rome

ˇ approx 100 coffees drunk (2 for each day in Italy)
ˇ approx 75 gelati's eaten (1-2 for each day in Italy)
ˇ about the same amount of crepes consumed in France
ˇ Substantially less beers consumed
ˇ 10-20 different types of Belgium chocs sampled
ˇ 5 times eaten at MacDonalds

ˇ 7 years of Kmart savings spent
ˇ 5 pairs of shoes bought
ˇ 2 handbags bought
ˇ I long winter jacker bought
ˇ 1 leather jacket bought
ˇ 2 jumpers bought
ˇ 1 skirt bought
ˇ 1 shirt bought
ˇ 1 belt bought
ˇ 4 tops bought
ˇ lots of presents received from relatives
ˇ 8 shot glasses from different hard rock café's collected
ˇ a big box full of Alitalia In-flight magazines, brochures from every attraction and souvenir books collected
ˇ 30 or so key rings bought for my brother
ˇ plus a whole heap of other souvenirs and presents bought
. wished I bought another suitcase and more stuff!

ˇ 30kg luggage brought over in December 2002
ˇ 25kg sent home between jan-april
ˇ 2kg sent home with blonde em
ˇ 0kg is what Glenn carried for me
. 30kg I brought home

ˇ 87 postcards written - just to my mum alone!
ˇ 91 postcard written to Glenn
ˇ 100+ written to relatives, friends and work place

. About 80% of the time I had a valid tikcet for public transport in the citites
. Only 2 times I was caught, both times in Rome
. $0 I paid in fines - they love the Italian Australian who is trying to speak italian!

ˇ don't want to think about the km I walked, didn't have one of those gadgets with me

ˇ 15 times I was probably mistaken for a Spaniard

ˇ grams of weed smuggled into the UK = 0
ˇ disguised in the form of a biscuit = 0
ˇ disguised in the form of a lollipop = 0

ˇ Number of relatives in Sicily I met = 57 (and that is only mum's side of the family)
ˇ Number who spoke little English = 5
ˇ Number who spoke English so I could have a conversation with = 2
ˇ How many more Italian words I learnt = 100+
ˇ Number of people who knew my Zio Gigi in Sortino = 9000 (yep, everybody!)

ˇ Fastest speed travelled in a car = 170km
ˇ Who drove, where and when: Zio Gigi, Sicily, June 2003

ˇ Hottest day = 44oC, Agrigento, Sicily
ˇ Coldest day = -23oC, Stubai Glacier, Austria

ˇ Churches visited > roman ruins seen > museums visited but still a heap!
ˇ 90% of the time I got into attraction using an invalid student card
ˇ 5 times this failed
ˇ 2 times I was admitted as an Under 16yr old.

ˇ 100+ boobs seen at one time on Paradise Beach, Mykonos
ˇ 10 naked people seen here too

ˇ 20 times I saw French people queue jump, 1 time infront of me
ˇ 3 times I used mum's emergency sewing kit
ˇ 10 stamps in passport

ˇ 3 times I had to eat meat unwillingly
ˇ 2 times I actually felt like eating meat

ˇ 0 times I stepped in dog pooh
ˇ 1 time I sat in bird shit
ˇ No bird shat on me though, but got Em instead

ˇ 18 nights in which I slept on a camper bed or the floor

ˇ Way too many ignorant Americans I met

ˇ About 10 Aussie shops and pubs I visited
ˇ Best Australian thing: Seeing an add for Victoria on Australian Embassy building in Paris with the Eiffel Tower in the Background

b's top 5 countries
1. Italy
2. France
3. England
4. Austria
5. don't really have one...

b's top 13 cities
1. Venice
2. Rome
3. Paris
4. Sicily - all of it!
5. Florence
6. Santorini
7. Pisa
8. London
9. Brugges
10. Salzburg
11. Bath
12. Nice/Cannes
13. Amsterdam


Comments

Monaco is a principality. Thought you guys didn't really like Amsterdam?

Nice statistical compilation though.

How about:
- Number of shopping trolleys smuggled to transport luggage through suburban France: 1
- Number of 'historical walks' terminated early by beer drinking: 1
- Number of times glared back at people who stared at B because she was speaking English: n
- Number of new cheese varieties sampled by B: n
- Number of buildings/churches/bridges/monuments being renovated and covered by scaffolding: n
- Number of times successfully bargained while shopping: n
- Number of times looked wrong way before crossing the road: n
- Number of times mucked up a train/metro/plane/bus connection or transfer: n
- Number of nights ate 39 Euro cents pasta: n
- Number of times ate Lidl cake as meal substitute: n
- Number of times prepared an entire meal using swiss army knife, plastic take away food container and a hotel room basin in place of actual kitchen: n
- Number of minutes got separated from Em while spending NYE at Eiffel Tower: about 20
- Most expensive meal:
- Most expensive beer: 7,50 Euros
- Number of times got frustrated with Em: lots! (remember our discussion about which food group fish belongs to and the ensuing argument about what constitues 'healthy' food??)
- Number of times Em was helpful: not much
- Number of times Em did something stupid: lots!

hehe

Posted by: The girl who got shat on by a pigeon in Venice on December 7, 2003 06:31 PM

yeah didn't like amsterdam all that much...but looking thru my photos I actually decided it was quite pretty, besides, I like the idea of leaning buildings etc...

I like your stats too!!! but was does the 'n' mean? is it supposed to be infinity???

most expensive email was 220 euros that my uncle paid for five people...not including the tip!

i added in something about not always have metro tickets while you were doing your comment....go back and read...

seemed like 20 minutes plus when I was separated on NYE from you, think in reality it was more like five...

- number of times we discovered we were becoming more and more like our mums each day? 50
- number of times b did housework in paris at 1am in the morning: 1
- number of times b nodded and smilied politely and pretended to udnerstand what was being spoken to her by realtives: 20

Posted by: girl who sat in bird shit on December 7, 2003 06:53 PM

hey, i thought of some more:

- Number of rocks substituted as a souvenir: 5
(nice, pantilica, cinque terre, vesuvius, santorini)
- Number of times got sprung at the Acropolis taking a rock: 1 (gw was not discreet enough, and the greek man was scary!)

Posted by: b on January 8, 2004 11:33 PM

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