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Now I know not all RantSpace'ers here are avid gamers, (although there's more than a couple) but I think this is about the sometime value of conformity more than anything else...
Lets take online gaming with a PC first: (Typical user experience)
- PC ($3000) CHECK
- Configure network settings CHECK
- Configure online broadband connection CHECK
- Install game CHECK
- Get game to run, period DOH
- Get game to run, period DOH
- Get game to run, period DOH
- Get game to run, period CHECK
- Get game to run at a decent framerate HMM
- Upgrade Video card ($700) CHECK
- Get game to run at a decent framerate DOH
- Configure Video Card and find latest but working drivers TAPTAP
- Configure Video Card and find latest but working drivers DOH
- Configure Video Card and find latest but working drivers GRR
- Configure Video Card and find latest but working drivers CHECK
- Get game to run at a decent framerate DOH (its the damn soundcard?)
- Purchase new Soundcard ($500) CHECK
- Configure new Soundcard SIGH
- Disable new Soundcard YAY!
- Get game to run at a decent framerate YAY (hmm, but that's the same as BEFORE buying the new soundcard??)
- Enable Soundcard CHECK
- Get game to run at a decent framerate YAY (hmm, but that's the same as BEFORE disabling it??)
- Run game and attempt to join online server DOH
- Find patch to update game to current version (120mb) CHECK
- Run game and attempt to join online server DOH (nobody is playing the game)
- GOTO Line 4 until populated game is found
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- Join online server CHECK
- Get ass kicked constantly (Cheating? What..?) DOH
- Goto Line 4 until least cheated/hacked game is discovered HMM
- Goto Line 4 until least cheated/hacked game is discovered SIGH
- Goto Line 4 until least cheated/hacked game is discovered AARRGGHH
- Goto Line 4 until least cheated/hacked game is discovered YAY!
- Decide you want to talk to your fellow players (buy headset $50) CHECK
- Install Teamspeak CHECK
- Lag out all your online experiences CHECK
- Put up with 8-12yr old l337 h4X0r5 trash talking ("fook j00 l4m3 h4X0r!") CHECK
- Put up with 8-12yr old l337 h4X0r5 trash talking ("fooking LAGGGGG!!") CHECK
- Put up with 8-12yr old l337 h4X0r5 trash talking ("j00 l4m3 cun7") CHECK
- Goto Single Player... C H E C K
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Now let's look at a NON-MODDED Xbox scenario for playing games online:
- Xbox console $299
- Xbox Live Kit (including 1year sub and headset/mic) $99 CHECK
- Have Xbox configure network settings automatically CHECK
- Install game (Read: INSERT game CD) CHECK
- Have Xbox automatically update game content CHECK
- Find friends, voicechat to them and add them to your buddy list CHECK
- Play online games with no lag or configuring CHECK
- Track your online buddies, invite them to games, initiate voice-chat sessions and compare your stats automatically CHECK
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If 'conforming to the masses' means I'm playing online games from the comfort of my couch all the while others are struggling with the typical PC scenario's.. then I'm a M$ convert thru and thru. :-o
What did you play online this weekend? Me, I played:
- Top Spin Tennis with others from all around the world with no lag, and joined the 'XSN Sports Network' which also allows me to create and track matches and leagues from their website before/after games
- Rainbow Six:3 with fellow Australians and added 8 decent buddies to my list for the future, all the while talking/giving and reacting to ingame commands and strategies
- Ghost Recon: Island Thunder, like R6 but outside and much bigger.
- Crimson Skies with all manner of people - aerial dogfighting at it's best. (I always wanted to do this online.. it's just SOOO GOOOD!)
(most games also have dedicated server options for increased max players with no lag)
How many times did I come across an 8yr old l337 h4X0r? ZERO (gotta love that a valid credit card is required for XboxLive..)
And what happens when I want to play next time?
I push one button (pwr) and insert a CD. That's it. :-|
What happens if I want to take my Xbox Live account to NZ this Xmas where my friends have Xbox's?
I copy it to a memory card and continue over there.
What if up to 16 of us want to get together for a LAN?
We hook up our Xboxes (up to 16) at the same place someday.
Never thought I'd say it, but my faith/interest in online PC gaming has taken a dent to the side. It all seems too much hassle now, and never being sure whether players are cheating or not really put's a damper on things. Knowing that EVERY SINGLE PLAYER on XBLive is on the same playingfield as moi makes such a difference.
And what have I go to look forward to next payday or two?
- Links 2004 online
- XIII Online
- Amped2 Online
- Project Gotham Racing 2 Online
- Unreal II Xpanded MultiPlayer
- hell even Counter Strike without cheating! Online
And even if I get tired of getting my ass wupped by others, I can always insert one of the Halo / StarWars Knights Of The Old Republic / Splinter Cell / Colin McRae Rally 04 / Need For Speed Underground / or SSX3 cd's into the Xbox for some solo entertainment... or perhaps even a DVD, or some music that I've previously ripped to the inbuilt HDD...
/me takes his hat off to M$. They definitely got it right with this one, and I aint afraid to admit it.
Brought to you by the colour green, and the letter 'X'.
(PS: If you're a fellow Xbox Live member, add me to your friends list. My gamertag is: SaMbO Trooper )
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