rantspace.org - Election time....

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I'm partial to the fascist party, great uniforms :)

Nah maybe not, i'll be voting Labour. Bit more of a balanced foreign policy, economics they arn't so good. Can't stand Liberals refuge policy etc.

Either way its not going to really effect me personally, but I can't stand the Liberals.... although if they got those Aus Tiger choppers up and running and bought an aircraft carrier, i might change my tune. Im a sucker for useless military hardware :)

hmmm rambling again...

Posted by: trauma on September 16, 2004 02:59 PM

... Does the LumpyTrauma need a posting account?

Posted by: [0-0] on September 16, 2004 03:03 PM

Beware! I'm a regular reader of www.abovetopsecret.com :)

Im optimistic on star wars episode 3, I enjoy bagging films before they are released on Australian cinema, posting cuts into my rollercoaster tycoon 2 time.

Thought I should get thatout of the way before anyone thinks of giving me an account ;)

I also use smiley faces far to much.

Posted by: trauma on September 16, 2004 03:21 PM

So are you running for Prime Minister with that speech or asking for an account?

Posted by: Decay on September 16, 2004 03:29 PM

When i take over, the position of Prime Minister will not exist. Names like Supreme Overlord are much more catchy (and accurate).

You can account me up, but for te life of me I can't think of anything i'd actually post.

Posted by: trauma on September 16, 2004 03:42 PM

I, for one, welcome our new LumpyTrauma overlord!

Posted by: M34tb4LL on September 16, 2004 04:45 PM

I blame Guru_G for starting the Simpsons quoting mania....

Posted by: Decay on September 16, 2004 05:31 PM

well, i'll be voting liberal. I always vote liberal. why do I always vote liberal? I am not sure, I just do. Do I know anything about politics? nah, not really...

Surely with seven labour state governments having a federal labour gov cannot be good. Plus, labour has a bad track economic record and I don't like how they plan to take money away from private schools.

and I think howard said he is going to give money to childrens reseach institutes. but what he said and does are two different things but He said it not latham.

how all this affects me? Well, the first lot doesn't but might in future but extra money to chrildrens research institutes does!

Posted by: b on September 16, 2004 10:37 PM

The Supreme Overlord's Ruling Party is looking pretty good about now eh?

What we mean to you:

- Colonial power in PNG, NZ, Fiji, Samoa and ultimately Indonesia
- Lots of corruption and exploitation to wet your beaks in
- Establishing L33T as the national language via a 5 year plan
- Free broadband for all
- Increased Jobs in the war industry, defence force and ASIO
- Gladiator sports involving people dressed in popular cartoon and video game characters
- Unified empre currency called Kions (in respect for the Mortal Kombat games inibility to spell)
- A working democratic dictatorship in which roughly 4-30 years the government is replaced with an even 'better' leader through conspiracy, back stabbing and singing ability
- Removal of HECS and replaced with national service in return for education.
- Several new public commercial channels including a 24 hour SCI-FI channel.
- Increase in funds for local film and videogame development

Please note policies, the spelling of words and imperial flag/coat of arms will change regularly on the whim of the Supreme Overlord.

Vote 1 Supreme Overlord to get the position you deserve in the new 'friendlier' Australian empire.

Apparently we are to late to enter in this election :( oh well, always next time.

Posted by: trauma on September 17, 2004 09:10 AM

No need to apologise Sparker, I put this forward as the election bitch post anyway....... and this is rantspace after all [:

As to trauma's plan.... will the Supreme Overlord still need help selecting appropriate clothing when shopping? Or is this going to be a emperor's new clothes deal? *ewwwwwwwwww*

Posted by: Decay on September 17, 2004 09:16 AM

All citizens of the empire will be required to wear uniforms befitting their position.

- Defence force will wear Star wars stormtrooper armour with advertising on the back for local business and supreme overlord helpful hints

- Police will all wear Italian Finance Police uniforms (love that look)

- People in positions of political power are required to wear the cloak that the emperor wears in star wars.

- The Supreme Overlord does not need to wear any clothes as he is rarely seen in public and when he is, it is a computer generated hologram of the Spider Demon from Doom

Posted by: trauma on September 17, 2004 10:18 AM

The polls have only just closed in W.A., LumpyTrauma Overlord could still win on preferences!!!

Posted by: Guru G on October 9, 2004 10:27 PM

It looks like LumpyTrauma Overlord missed out this time. I think it was the title. Maybe next time you could call yourself "Happy People Party" or "Save the Walrus Party" or even "Stupid White People" party! You'll probably pick up a few extra votes that way.

Posted by: Sparker on October 19, 2004 04:46 PM

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