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One evening, a little while ago, M34tb4LL and myself were given the challenge to not quote The Simpsons all night. I don't think i need to say - we failed! and in the words of Homer Simpson, "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
Quoting TV is a part of gen X culture - it is what we do. So i say embrace it, quote-on my friends, quote-on.
I would now like to add a few personal favouirtes from the afore mentioned TV show -
Bart: The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...
Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
Apu: Thank you for coming. I'll see you in Hell.
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Mr. Burns: I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children.
Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
Barney: I don't know where you pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink
Jessica: Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea. (sorry, had to put this one in)
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